THE GREATEST AMERICAN VODKA WANTS THE PORNO HOOKUP

Fayner Posts: I won’t lie, my favorite vodka is a Russian brand called Russian Standard. It only became legal here a few months back, but my father has been getting it from the Russian Consulate for years. We tried it on a recent visit to see him and got hooked. It puts every other popular vodka to shame.

But I must say truthfully that this Nantucket Triple 8 vodka is damn good. And I’m not just saying this because the owner Jay mailed me a case of the stuff last week. The guy knows his booze. He even rents out a house that has a vodka tap in the shower.

Jay tells me he wants to start promoting his vodka, beer, wine, whiskey and rum in the porno world. I said I could help. That’s what I’m doing.

Throwing a party? Let Triple Eight Vodka sponsor it. You’ll get free booze. It’s that simple, folks.

The web site is http://ciscobrewers.com

Get in touch with me if you wanna try out a new kind of booze at one of your awesome parties, okay?

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