I went to the Wicked set for David Stanley’s “Once Upon A Crime” on my way to get lunch yesterday, saw Kirsten Price laying in the backyard dead. Upon further investigation I noticed some questionable wine on the table behind her. My guess is she died from ingesting poison!!!
Director David Stanley: “Okay, I want explosions here, here and here. When we blow up the house, I want to see protective goggles, people. Oh, wait, this is a porno movie. Just have the naked guy with a boner enter here.”
Okay, Kirsten Price is not dead. It was make-believe for the flick. Phew!
If you’re gonna die, die with your drink on!
I can’t express enough times how night and day David Stanley has become since leaving Vivid for Wicked. I mean, here he is smiling on a Wicked set! Amazing. Hard to imagine that just a few years ago when he worked for Vivid he would be hiding in a corner crying in the fetal position
AND THAT WAS MY BRIEF TRIP TO WICKED PICTURES’ ONCE UPON A CRIME (I HOPE I GOT THE TITLE CORRECT!) AND ALTHOUGH I DIDN’T GET ANY PICTURES OF HER, CO-STAR AUGUST LOOKED FUCKING GREAT IN A MAID OUTFIT. IF SHE WASN’T MY FRIEND I WOULD HAVE PULLED HER INTO A DARK CORNER FOR SOME OF MY “YOU OWE ME A BLOW JOB” CHARM THAT ALWAYS SEEMS TO WORK!