EXPENSIVE PORN IS GOOD

Fayner Posts: I was reading what DCypher wrote yesterday about free porn being good. Well, it was more of a half read/half laugh type of thing ’cause the guy couldn’t be more wrong with what he said.

You see, free porn is bad.

Real bad, like raping a child as it lays bleeding in the road, bad.

Yeah, that’s pretty bad. Right?

Paying outrageous fees for visuals of humans during sexual acts is what makes America the greatest country in the world. It’s in the damn Constitution, right after the part about keeping guns as protection. I can understand how no one got that far into the Constitution, the thing truly is a huge snore-fest, ain’t it?

Free porn has mangled the once powerful country I call my home. Families have been torn apart, friendships crushed, neighbors have turned against each other and the planets have become unaligned…all because of free porn and the people who believe free porn is good.

Without the freedom to pay for porn America is no better than Afghanistan or Iraq; in fact, getting porn for free makes us even worse than them! It’s like everyone who thinks free porn is good is actually a terrorist.

Yeah, I said it: Getting free porn and thinking that it’s good makes you a terrorist.

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