FREE PORN IS GOOD

alicia DCypher posts: I firmly believe one of the many great things about the internet is the amazing access it gives us to porn glorious porn. Sure blogging is nice, partisan tainted news is swell to kill an afternoon, You Tube and MySpace are both pleasant distractions from the crushing reality of the matrix we are caught in, not to mention The Onion, but in the end the internet is all about the pr0n. Let’s face it, if we were to strip away all adult related content from the web this grand little Gore inspired experiment would deflate faster than Greenspan’s erection during years of economic stability and flush.

Which brings me to my point. This is my newest MySpace friend Alicia. She’s like most 18 year-old Russian internet sex fantasy girls in that when she’s not taking on anonymous sex partners she randomly meets online she likes to shop at the mall with her friends, practice violin scales, and gargle pumpkin spice lattes at Starbucks. Then again, who doesn’t this time of year?

She told me that her greatest ambitions lie in deep sea exploration and mycology but that for now she has had to put that all on hold, crippled, as it were, by the onset of her extraordinary beauty.

She also told me that her mother may or may not desperately need an operation, which may or may not explain why she felt compelled to share her luscious body with total strangers.

Let’s take a moment and honor that life altering decision, embracing it along with her, by perusing this fine FREE collection of barely legal nudity in the comforts of our own homes and hearths shall we?

Click on the pix to see the whole set.

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