Fayner Posts: A friend of mine sells cars in the Valley. He called me up yesterday.
“Hey, you know that porn chick Mia Rose, right?” he asked. “The one who drives a Nissan 350Z?”
“Yeah, of course.”
“Well, she was just in here. I sold her a car.”
“A red Mazda Miata.”
“Really? That’s an awesome car.”
“Yeah. She was so psyched about it, she told me she was thinking of changing her name to Mia Miata.”
“Thanks for the info.”