Fayner Posts: Jenna Presley and Travis came over last night for our new weekly dinner party. Travis looked a little bummed out.
“Why the long face?” I asked.
“Well, you know how we recently moved? Well, before we did, Jenna made me throw away all my porn.”
“No way! You mean, the pristine, alphabetically-ordered Evil Angel-heavy collection you always bragged about? It’s gone?”
“Yeah, I wanted to tell you earlier, but I couldn’t bear to hurt you like that.”
“What are you gonna do? I mean, doesn’t Jenna give you plenty of sex?”
“Of course she does, but you know when you watch hours and hours of UFC fights and all the guy-on-guy hugging and squeezing gets you feeling a little gay around the wasteline so you toss in a good ol’ American porn flick to get you back to the hetero camp?”
“No.”
“Oh, well, ah…”
“Anything I can do to help, Travis? Find you a male lover perhaps?”
“Can you help me build my porno collection back up?”
“I will do my best.”
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