Fayner: What are these?

Lisa Marie: Monopoly pieces from McDonalds.

Fayner: Where is the food?

Lisa Marie: I found a McDonalds cup on the sidewalk.

Fayner: You did what??

Lisa Marie: Yeah, why not? I could have won a million dollars!

Fayner: Really? Do you truly believe that?

Lisa Marie: No. But I could have won an Egg McMuffin!

Fayner: Did you?

Lisa Marie: No, but I got Park Place! All I need is Boardwalk and I win a million bucks!

Fayner: Yeah, Lisa, you and everyone else. Maybe you should set your sights a little lower.

Lisa Marie: That’s what I’m saying! C’mon Egg McMuffin!

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