Fayner Posts: The phone rang. It was Lisa Marie.
LISA MARIE Hey, isn’t it the Jewish New Year or something?
FAYNER Yes it is.
LISA MARIE Awesome!
FAYNER If you want, you could light a candle. Or a joint…Or a cigarette…Or a crack pipe.
LISA MARIE Funny you should say that, ’cause I did all of them today!
FAYNER Of course you did.
LISA MARIE Does that make me a Jew?
FAYNER Do you want it to?
LISA MARIE Sure!
FAYNER Then sure, what the hell! I now pronounce you Jew.