Tory Lane courtesy of Twisty'sDCypher posts: I happen to have first hand knowledge that Sin City contract star Tory Lane is pretty much out of her coconut, but in a good way. Yeah, I said it. Seriously though, ninety-nine percent of the time she’s just bouncing off the walls like she’s gobbled up two boxes of Captain Crunch with espresso instead of milk and then chowed down on handful of Xenadrine like they were M&M’s.

She has really amazing hooters though…I mean those puppies are something else. Have you seen them? Wow.

She’s got enough spunk to power an all girls Christian cheerleading team. Wait a minute. Hold up. I’ve got to go write my next Club Jenna script right quick before Fayner gets it and sells it to the Cohen brothers for one million dollars. Just kidding Fayner. Calm down.

Anyway, the point of this post is to let you know that if you live in El Paso, Texas, Tory wants you to come out and see her despite the hot weather. She’s headed down there tomorrow to go on the KQLA radio morning show with Buzz Adams, 95.5 fm, at 8 in the goddamn morning. Better her than me. That’s all I’m saying.

Later in the evening Tory would like all you El Pasoeans to know that she will be on hand signing her latest Mayhem titles, and anything else you want her to, at the Adult Video Warehouse, located at 8760 Gateway Blvd in El Paso Texas, 79907, from 8pm all the way up until 11pm.

Now you know that. Feel free to go ape shit wild in the streets like you would if Bush just ordered Halliburton to use the blood of Iraqi children to fuel Air Force One. Just kidding. I know that wouldn’t even phase most of you.

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