Fayner Posts: A couple of weeks ago, TR came over to my house and handed me something in a brown paper bag telling me, "hold this for me and don’t look inside!"
I forgot all about it.
Until this morning.
My house is being painted, the inside that is, and I was straightening up a bit when I came across the brown paper bag.
I opened it.
Inside was the uterus of her pit bull, Smokie, neatly packaged.
"What the fuck?" I asked
"Hey, I figured that Bandit’s balls were worth something on the open market, why not keep Smokie’s uterus as well?"
"But what happened to his balls? Did they go up in flames when you torched the kitchen? Or did the maid clean out the fridge and accidently throw them out?"
"One of these two sounds familiar. So, wanna buy her uterus?"
I didn’t. I don’t. I won’t.
But I’m sure someone out there wants to buy it. Let me know at firstname.lastname@example.org