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Fayner Posts: I’m so sad today because here I was thinking AVN was better than me on every level.

I mean, their superior articles flow like wine from a jug made of gold. I sit and read them and wish I could be them.

But not today.

Really, it’s no big deal in the grand scheme of things. I just have a thing about finding mistakes and pointing them out.

For example…

The article in today’s AVN.com about Jenna Haze returning to boy/girl scenes titled Haze Back In Action for Jules Jordan Video written by Heidi Joy Pike
has a sentence that makes no sense at all, even to someone like me who’s been awake for quite some time. Here is what Heidi wrote in the third paragraph…

The DVD features the first new boy/girl scenes with Haze in over four years, along with her first interracial scene, she couldn’t be prouder.

Come again?

Was I absent from English class when the teacher went through this?

Here’s how I would write the same sentence, but correctly.

The DVD features the first new boy/girl scenes with Haze in over four years – along with her maiden voyage into on-screen interracial sex – and she couldn’t be prouder.

See what I did? I used dashes to smooth it out a bit and make it clearer for the reader, removed the repeated words (“first” and “scene”) to show I’m not lazy and added the word “and” before “she couldn’t be prouder” so that it becomes a complete sentence.

Complete sentences are good.

This is just a joke, okay?

And I’m sure I too made errors with my revision, so don’t bother telling me about it.

FROM http://www.ajc.com/: It was 9:30 on a recent Friday night when Denise Grier saw blue lights in her rearview mirror.

She pulled over on Chamblee-Tucker Road, unaware of her infraction.

"The officer asked if I knew I had a lewd decal on my car and I thought, ‘Oh gosh, what did my kids put on my car?’ "

As it turns out, the decal was an anti-Bush bumper sticker Grier slapped on her 2001 Chrysler Sebring last summer. The bumper sticker — "I’m Tired Of All The BUSH—" — contains an expletive.

The officer "said DeKalb had an ordinance about lewd decals and wrote me a ticket" for $100, said Grier, an oncology nurse at Emory University Hospital who lives in Athens.

Grier said she thanked the officer — and vowed to see him in court.

"This is all about free speech," Grier said in a telephone interview Monday. "The officer pulled me over because he didn’t agree with my politics. That’s what this is about, not whether I support Bush, not because of the war in Iraq, but about my right to free speech."

Officer Herschel Grangent Jr., a spokesman for the DeKalb County Police Department, confirmed the incident Monday but said he couldn’t "speculate on or discuss another officer’s decision to write a citation."

Grangent said he not know of any ordinance dealing strictly with bumper stickers but noted the county’s sign ordinance prohibits public displays that "contain words, pictures, or statements which are obscene."

"Only that officer knows what his or her probable cause was, and only that officer can discuss it or testify to it," Grangent said.

The officer’s name is not legible on a copy of the ticket Grier e-mailed to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, and Grangent said he didn’t know who it was.

Grangent said he wasn’t sure how many people have been ticketed for lewd bumper stickers but considered it a rare occurrence.

Grier, 47, the mother of four grown sons, is due in Recorder’s Court on April 18. She has not removed the bumper sticker in question, or six other mostly politically oriented decals on her car. "I used to think that one person could not make a difference," said Grier. "Now I’m beginning to think one person can, and should. We shouldn’t be afraid to stand up for what we believe in."

WHAT’S HARD AND WHAT’S WHACK???

A PINK LOUIS VUITTON WATCH IS HARD AND A GREEN SIMPSON’S WATCH IS WHACK!!!

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