OH NO… NOT TORY LANE TOO!!

I hope this is NOT true!
If anyone has booked this girl and some lookalike walked through the door… hit me up!

from CRAIGSLIST!!!

Reply to: pers-140032389@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-08, 1:49AM PST

GOOD EVENING GENTLEMEN………………

ARE YOU READY FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE…………

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TERI HATCHER REVEALS SHE WAS MOLESTED

from STAR MAGAZINE

Teri Hatcher

Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher says that her uncle sexually molested her as a child. The 41-year-old actress reveals the shocking news in the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair. "This is something I’ve tried to hide my whole life," Hatcher tells the magazine. In 2002, she says she learned that a 14-year-old victim of her uncle had committed suicide. Concerned that he would escape charges of molestation, Hatcher approached the prosecutors. "I was just blown away by this young girl’s pain," she says. "I thought, boy, that’s really close to being me. Any day of the week I could feel that sort of pain. I haven’t tried to kill myself, but I’ve certainly thought about it." After Hatcher came forward, her uncle, Richard Hayes Stone, then 64-years-old, pleaded guilty to four counts of child molestation in the case of the 14-year-old victim and received 14 years in prison.

Read more on Teri’s struggle with abuse in this week’s issue of Star magazine.

CLAY IS GAY? NO WAY!

GAY CLAY EXPOSES HIMSELF — SAYS GAY TEACHER

By ALAN BUTTERFIELD

In our new issue hitting newsstands today, The National Enquirer is publishing shocking photos which may finally force Clay Aiken to come out of the closet!

Standing proudly in front of an internet camera, the former American Idol star apparently sheds his clothes until he is literally butt-naked.

The man who supplied us with the images — a 22-year-old homosexual school teacher — says Aiken performed the crude striptease in a bid to solicit him for sex via a gay website.

In recent weeks, The National Enquirer has uncovered several men who claim they encountered the singer as he surfed the internet looking for casual sex.

While Aiken has repeatedly denied he is gay, ex-soldier John Paulus told how he also shared 90 sordid minutes of passion with Aiken in a hotel room on January 2. In our new story, the teacher from Boston, Mass., who did not want to be named, said he met Aiken on the gay chat site Manhunt.net.

In a National Enquirer website exclusive, we are providing excerpts of the internet chat which is claimed to have taken place last December 5 — one day before Aiken appeared in concert in Boston.

Here is the edited text:

are you interested in me at all?
Source: ummmmmmm
Source: isn’t every gay man in america?
i dunno
im only asking you now
Source: that seems a bit self explanatory
Source: otherwise I wouldn’t be chatting
Source: hehe
Source: you’re gorgeous
ME?!?!?
Source: you’ve never posed shirtless?????
just need to be a little careful no
Source: really?
Source: howcome?
no one wants to see this
its boring and white
Source: and sexy and smooth and lickable
well you may feel that way
but the only way youll see it is in person
i dont have what you have to show off
Source: I’m just another piece of meat to a celebrity with a new boy in every town
but why was it taht you wanted to meet me
HA HA
if you think i have a new boy in everytown !!!HA HAHA
tahts rich
Source: come on
but i wont be able to convince otherwise of that either
Source: you don’t manhunt yourself a new guy on each tour date?
i am a skinny white guy
i will admit that i try often when i have a day off
Source: hahahahaha
but i RARELY find an attractive guy my age
when i do
Source: you must have high standards
80% of them dont believe me
15% of them dont like me
Source: and I’m the other 5%
Source: ?????
and 3% i chicken out on
i have meet ONE guy off of here this year
Source: hahahahahaha
Source: WIMP!
it was on my summer tour in indy
Source: oh?
very nice guy
Source: he cute?
we stay in touch

well.. despite the fact that you have set me up for dissapointment tonight
you do seem like a pretty nice guy
Source: and a potential enjoyable wednesday night
i wont deny that the initial attraction is the looks
Source: of course it is
but you have been pretty cool since we’ve been talking
Source: well thanks
Source: I like beeing "cool"
youre obviously a little disturbed because you think i am attractive!
Source: welllllllll
but.. we can work through that
Source: my glamourized hollywood image of you…..
oh.. so now that youve seen the real me…not as attractive anymore?
Source: you’re cute

ANGELINA’S AGONY

ANGELINA’S AGONYBy PATRICIA SHIPP

Brad Pitt left Angelina Jolie to face the biggest nightmare of her pregnancy alone and distraught in France.

Sources say the Troy star flew off to New York for a business trip after Angelina learned her mother was losing her battle with uterine cancer!

The Tomb Raider beauty is worried sick that her ailing mother, former actress Marcheline Bertrand, will not live to see the birth of her grandchild.

And sources say Brad couldn’t have picked a worse time to up and leave Paris as Angelina, 30, endures one of the darkest periods of her life.

For more on Angelina, pick up this week’s issue of The National Enquirer.