Fayner Posts: Well not really right here, but sorta close. Well, not really that close.
Fine, fuck you! It is a damn Lionel Richie song, okay?
So I get this call. We’ll say it was from "Johnny."
Johnny likes to party.
Johnny also likes to throw parties.
Johnny is throwing a party tonight at On The Rox to celebrate Nikita Denise’s birthday.
Number One Models is also hosting the party.
People will be there drinking and trying to fuck other people of the opposite sex.
Some people will be drinking and trying to fuck other people of the same sex. Yuck.