TITLE: HORNY HOLIDAY
DIRECTOR: VINCENT VOSS
PRODUCTION COMPANY: DEFIANCE FILMS
RELEASE DATE: NOVEMBER 29, 2005
STARRING: TAYLOR RAIN, LAUREN PHOENIX, EVE LAURENCE, DAVIA ARDELL, SANDRA ROMAIN, TYLER FAITH, TIFFANI DIGIVANNI, BRIAN SUREWOOD, KURT LOCKWOOD, TRENT SOLURI, LEE STONE

Lauren Phoenix – Taylor Rain – Lauren Phoenix & Brian Surewood – Sandra Romain – Davia Ardell – Eve Laurence – Tiffani DiGivanni – Tyler Faith – Elf Kurt Lockwood – Trent Tesoro & Vincent Mike Voss Adams – Lauren Phoenix – Photographer Todd Todd waiting on a check – Lauren Phoenix – Todd Todd waiting on a check – Makeup Artist Dan Frey & Lauren Phoenix’s Ass – Elf Lockwood – Dan Frey and BJ Seeking PM Finch – Brian Surewood – Surewoods Medicinal Fix – Brian Surewood – Sandra Romain – Davia Ardell – Davia Ardell & Todd Todd – Anthony Hardwood – Tiffani DiGivanni – Tiffani DiGivanni – Eve Laurence – Lee Stone & Tiffani DiGivanni – Tyler Faith – Lee Stone in Tights – Tyler Faiths Knockers – Tiffani DiGivanni Wrapped Up – Tiffani DiGivanni Unwrapped –  Finch Still Looking for a BJ – Set Building 101 – Defiance Films Elementary School – Half of Tiffani DiGivanni – Gene Ross demanding lunch – Lee Stone in Tights and Tyler Faith – Tiffani DiGivanni on the phone with Larry Flynt – Taylor Rain – Taylor Rain & Lee Stone – Shower Girl – Brian Surewood & Guest – Gene Ross writing down his lunch order – Lauren Phoenix & a pole – Sandra Romain stuffed – Davia Ardell anal – Eve Laurence being drilled with the OK of Vincent Michael Voss Adams – Midget & Taylor Rain – Taylor Rain and a microphone – Tyler Faith & Tiffani DiGivanni with Lee Stone – Tyler Faith & Tiffani DiGivanni share a cock –

She’s only 18, she’s cute, she’s sexy and she has a GREAT attitude!!! Meet JESSI SUMMERS, represented by Tim over at Naughty Talent.

This girl has the potential to be a huge star!!!

On the set of her first movie shot by Defiance Films, Jessi actually gave director Vincent Voss a raging HARD ON!!!!

To book Jessi, call Tim at Naughty Talent at 818-917-7864 or visit the website at www.naughtytalent.com.

More photos of JESSI SUMMERS courtesy of Defiance Films, don’t miss Jessi in her first ever video releasing in December from Defiance Films… Jessi teams up with Daisy for a hot 3 way with Alex Sanders in Pretty Girl Desires.

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FAYNER SHARES THE STORY OF WHEN A SWEDISH NANNY LIVING IN BOSTON WAS CUT IN TWO WITH A CHAINSAW AND FAYNER WAS NAMED AS A SUSPECT. IT’S A GOOD ONE, SO STAY TUNED…

AND IT’S IN REFERENCE TO…HUSTLER!

Fayner Posts: Anyone who knows me knows I usually steer clear of saying anything about Hustler/LFP/Larry Flynt that could be construed as negative in any way shape or form. I still remain on decent terms with nearly all my former superiors, even the much-badgered Bruce David, with the sole belief that those who have been good to me shall receive the same in return. That and the fact that messing with Larry Flynt scares the piss out of me.

This story follows my usual treatment towards the company.

It was some time ago, in the last year I’m guessing, and I found myself one day in the vicinity of my old stomping ground, namely the LFP building. So I parked my car, and walked up to the entrance with my dog to say hello to some people I know who were out there having a smoke during lunch. I can’t remember who was out there, but I struck up a pointless conversation to kill some time.

Someone approaches, says that there is a guy taking pictures of all of you from across the street.

We look. A familiar face appears from the shadows. Well, I’d say it was more like a familiar blue shirt the man was wearing that triggered me to figure out that it was recently-fired-and same-blue-shirt-everyday-wearing-Hustler magazine staffer Mike Allen, holding a camera and taking photos in our direction.

At that point I decided to vacate the area, remembering clearly that the last time I was out there and pictures were being taken they included one Max Hardcore and a then-unknown Catalina pissing on the sidewalk. I wanted no part of it then, and the same went for this time.

I never wondered what it was all about until today when out of the blue I experienced a flashback about it. Now I wonder what the freak had in mind. Tomorrow I’ll forget about it again. Hopefully forever.

[ED NOTE: No company tattler, snitch or loose-lipped staffer played a part in this story. That’s TheRealLukeFord’s territory and I’m keeping my distance. Carry on.]

TODAY’S STATES AND SOME PORNO FOLK WHO CALL THEM HOME

CLOCKWISE FROM TOP RIGHT: ASHTON MOORE, SOPHIA, STEVIE NICKS (WHO IS NOT A PORN STAR BUT NONETHELESS PLAYED A MAJOR ROLE IN MANY MALE SEXUAL FANTASIES…IN ADDITION TO BEING FAYNER’S ARTISTIC INSPIRATION) AND TIFFANY MASON/TAYA

CLOCKWISE FROM TOP RIGHT: JONNI DARKKO, HILLARY SCOTT, GINGER LYNN, DEVON MICHAELS AND CALLI COX

CLOCKWISE FROM TOP RIGHT: KELLY KLINE, TYLER DURDEN, ASHLYN GERE, DALE "THE BODY" DABONE AND BROOKE BALENTYNE (CENTER) (thanks to AVN’s Peter Warren)

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EITHER THAT OR JUST USE MY USERNAME AND PASSWORD

PASSWORD: FAYNER

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AND REMEMBER, YOU DIDN’T GET IT FROM ME

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/ A suburban Tokyo couple have been arrested after they abducted a 13-year-old runaway and showed her pornographic movies, police said.

Arrested for abduction with intent to profit, indecent assault and illegal confinement were Yuji Kuwashima, 39, and his wife, Namiko, 30, from the Tokyo suburb of Hachioji.

The Kuwashimas admit to being with the girl, but deny some of the allegations against them.

"We did not intend to kidnap her," one of the Kuwashimas told the police.

Police said the Kuwashimas came in touch with the girl from Gifu Prefecture when she posted a message on an Internet site saying that she wanted to run away from home.

On Sept. 23, the Kuwashimas met the girl in Gifu, telling her that they would buy her some clothes and took her into their car, police said, adding that they kept the girl in the vehicle as they drove around for about one hour.

Police said that the couple filmed her as she was forced to do obscene act.

Later that same day, the couple released the girl in a Hachioji parking lot and she raced to a nearby police box to seek help, police said. (Mainichi)

AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CAN READ JAPANESE…

　インターネットの掲示板に「家出したい」と書き込んだ少女を誘拐し、わいせつな行為をしたとして、警視庁捜査１課と八王子署は１２日、東京都八王子市大和田町７、会社員、桑島雄二容疑者（３９）と妻の奈美子容疑者（３０）を営利目的誘拐と監禁、強制わいせつの容疑で逮捕した。

　調べでは、桑島容疑者らは９月２３日午前１０時半ごろ、岐阜県に住む中学２年生の少女（１３）を同県内の待ち合わせ場所に呼び出し、「服を買ってあげる」などと誘い、乗用車で自宅に連れ込み約１時間監禁した。その間、わいせつな行為をビデオで撮影するなどした疑い。少女は同日午後、八王子市内の地下駐車場で２人から解放され、交番に駆け込んだ。２人は「誘拐したつもりはない」などと容疑を一部否認している。