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REGARDING FAYNER’S WORLD SERIES PICK

Luke Writes In: READING any opinion you have as far as sport go is like reading the same opinion from a girl. Your athletic ability and knowledge is comparable to that of any non athletic woman. You are obviously one of those ridiculously weak bodied bitches who was too frail to be picked even last by any intramural sports team and jumps on any bandwagon that is low enough for you to safely make the jump and land it. Congrats on picking a team that is already 2 games up. Way to go out there on a limb. Care to make an NHL or NFL pick months before anything even resembling the playoffs get under way?

Fayner Says: I only picked the White Sox ’cause we pissed on the Astros jacket. If it was a White Sox jacket I would have picked the Astros to win. Simple as that. Caring what I do is more sad than what I do, that’s for sure. This guy needs lots of help.

I hearby pick the Red Wings to win the NHL thing and the Patriots to win the football thing.

PRESS RELEASE FROM GOALIE ENTERTAINMENT

TO ALL GOALIE EMPLOYEES AND VENDORS!

I am very pleased to announce that I have entered into a global settlement with the government. The specific terms will be disclosed when accepted by the Court. In the meantime, I want you to know that the government has agreed to dismiss all charges against Goalie and all of its’ subsidiaries. The government has also agreed that it will not bring any additional charges against Goalie and any present or former employee.

I want to give each of you my heartfelt thanks for all your efforts and prayers during the last five years. You made, and I know you will continue to make, Goalie a great company. Together, we can now look forward to building on all those past accomplishments, making Goalie the best that it can be.

I also want to express my gratitude to all vendors who have worked with Goalie during trying times. I know the industry has been in my corner throughout the ordeal.

Thank you Again for believing in me and the liberties we as a family have sought to protect.

Eddie W.

The trailer for TAYLOR RAIN’S upcoming feature title ASSYLUM for Torrid Entertainment has been released simultaneously by Torrid Entertainment and DefianceFilms.com.

Watch The Trailer in Hi Def

This movie is already deemed controversial because of the subject matter, but to Taylor Rain this was a movie about her life, what’s she’s seen and experienced. "I didn’t want this to be some pretty movie, this movie was about me and my experiences, so it had to be totally hard and even bordering on violent and psycho." States an emotionally drained Taylor Rain after seeing the trailer for the first time. "It represents me and how I’ve evolved since I came into the biz, what I’ve seen, been through and how I’ve felt at times". Working with Taylor Rain were Roxy Jezel, Jasmyne Byrne, Dani Woodward and Katsumi, an A list cast for this Torrid Feature.

Director Vincent Voss stated, "This was a difficult shoot, there were a few times we had to break because people were simply uncomfortable and even scared. Midway through the first scene we had to close the set for the remainder of the 3 day shoot, it was that intense" Voss goes on to say, "but it was a movie, and the best part was the fact that people on set, people in my crew, reacted so emotionally to some of the scenes and the depictions, it’s really a testament to Taylor Rain’s acting ability. She really pulled this off, she showed that she’s matured as an actress and not only maintains that incredibgle sexual energy, but she’s an A list porn "actress" now. Her expressions, he tears, her anger… they were all real for each scene, she put herself into the mood that each scene called for and she knocked every scene out of the park and her co-ho’s rode her emotion and gave the performances of their lives as well."

To view the controversial ASSYLUM trailer, visit DefianceFilms.com or TorridEnt.com.

Assylum is available for preorder here.

Ready to empty the recycle bin and found some great photos!!

1) NAME THAT ASS… correctly name that ass (email webmaster@lukeford.com) and win an autographed 8X10 photo and DVD from Tylor Rain!

2) MEETING OF THE MINDS … imagine this conversation!!!

Fayner: Gene do you have any weed, coke, pills, uppers, downers?
Ross: No I don’t… what’s for lunch anyway?
Fayner: How about a fucking Tylenol, anything???????
Ross: I’m thinkin about a Taco Melt, with extra cheese… sound good????

3) BEAUTY HARD AT WORK

After spending 15 minutes with Gene Ross and his lunch menu… who can blame Scottie!!
What’s up with the shirt??????????