Axel Braun claims Star Wars XXX is Most Expensive Adult Film Ever Made

In a recent interview on Vice.com, director Axel Braun claims that Star Wars XXX is the most expensive adult film ever made, yet he won’t say how much was spent. [source]

It boasts the highest budget of any porn movie ever made. How much was spent in making this thing? Enough to blow away any porn movie ever made.”

Of course most people know that he isn’t saying how much the most cost to make because he’s full of shit about it being the highest budget of any porn movie ever made.  We’ve all know that for years Axel Braun has gotten a little creative with things like his resume but this newest claim puts a whole new light on his shit talking.

On YouTube he says it again …

With the highest budget ever for an X-rated spoof, an all-star cast, and award-winning director Axel Braun’s legendary attention to detail, STAR WARS XXX: A PORN PARODY, a joint venture between Axel Braun Productions and Vivid Entertainment, is poised to become the most successful Adult movie of all times.

Funny how quick he is to make these budgetary claims, yet he won’t exactly back them up with any facts or figures.  Does he mean overall budget?  Product budget?  Post-production budget?  I mean look at Pirates, they spent a lot of money with their special effects, but in the end, twice as much money was spent on marketing than on the movie itself.  Look at mega productions like BatFXXX with it’s mega budget for special effects and Bonny and Clide from Bluebird Films.  I think I heard that Bonny and Clide had something like 60 cast members in all.  And let’s not forget all the period costumes, location changes and authentic props like cars from that period in history who no doubt alone, cost more than many gonzo movies cost to make.

So is Axel Braun saying that he not only knows how much Bluebird Films spent on making those movies but that his movie cost more?

 

 

 

Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody Trailer on YouTube

AXEL BRAUN WRAPS ‘STAR WARS XXX: A PORN PARODY’ TEASER NOW AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE

“May the Farce Be with You!”

Award-winning director Axel Braun and Vivid Entertainment have posted a first YouTube clip of the eagerly anticipated adult movie spoof, “Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiKPjPLPLh4&hd=1.) The movie will be distributed by Vivid in late September.

“Star Wars fans will not only love the layers of detail the spoof offers but the sex that fills the script. It’s a good feeling to create something fun with award winning director Axel Braun and our talented actors who all gave beyond their best to make it into something we would be proud of,” said Steven Hirsch, founder and co-chairman of Vivid Entertainment. “I think this clip will give people a good flavor of our approach.”

“This was by far the most elaborate, expensive and complicated production I’ve ever been involved with, and it features some of the most difficult-to-capture sex scenes ever conceived,” added Braun. “A lot of passion, time, and money went into the making of the parody “Star Wars XXX’, and the end result is a true epic parody that I believe fans will love for years to come.”

The cast includes Vivid Girl Allie Haze as Princess Leia, (her very first role for the studio), Seth Gamble as Luke Skywalker, Rocco Reed as Han Solo, Lexington Steele as Darth Vader, Dick Chibbles as Chewbacca, and Tom Byron as Obi-Wan Kenobi.

DISCLAIMER:  Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is a parody movie. Star Wars®, Darth Vader®, Luke Skywalker®, Chewbacca®, and Obi-Wan Kenobi® are registered trademarks of Lucasfilm Entertainment Company Ltd or Lucasfilm Ltd. This video is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with Lucasfilm Entertainment Company Ltd., Lucasfilm Ltd. or any of its subsidiaries or affiliated companies and/or third-party licensors.

 

ALT porn star verbally attacks Vivid

Meet Misti Dawn.  She calls herself one of the nerdiest girls in porn.  She loves sci-fi and comic books and she really wanted to be a part of the upcoming production of Star Wars, well the pornographic parody version, currently being produced by Vivid Entertainment.

There is a problem however.  Misti Dawn isn’t exactly mainstream porn like.  She isn’t exactly what you think of when you think of a girl that might appear in a Vivid movie.  At first they tried to be nice and tell her she was to short but when she got verbally abusive with the production staff they decided to just lay it on the line for her and be blunt, telling her she had far to many tats.

Misti Dawn doesn’t just have a few tattoos either, she is practically covered in them from head to toe.  She very much has that alt-girl kind of thing going on but I can understand why they wouldn’t consider her even for a second for a very expensive, big budget mainstream porn production.

Apparently someone forgot to explain basic economics to Misti Dawn who is calling for an all our protest of the movie, telling her fans not to buy the movie.  She doesn’t seem to have the very basic understanding of how business works though.  She doesn’t seem to understand that when they make a movie they do so for the sole purpose of trying to sell it to consumers.  Consumers who typically buy a Vivid movie wouldn’t necessarily be interested in watching a girl like her in one of their movies.

But Misti Dawn apparently can’t be bothered with those little economic details.  Instead she is on a mission to tweet non stop how much she hates Vivid and how everyone should boycott Vivid.  Here is one of her tweets.

 

Does she really think she is accomplishing anything other than alienating other production companies from wanting to work with her in the future?

Does she really not understand that just as she has every right to cover her entire body in ink, others have every right not to hire her for doing so?

Does Misti Dawn really not get that she is an alt porn star and as such mainstream companies typically just aren’t going to work with her, no matter how much she bitches and whines about it?  She chose to do that to her body and and although some people like that look, most mainstream type porno consumers do not.   So she really needs to get the fuck over herself.  She made the choice to do that to her body, so she has to live with the consequences.

Hey Misti Dawn —- the dark side doesn’t win dumb ass, reality does.

*UDPATE _ for those of you bitching saying we weren’t using a good photo of her, here is one we found on Tumblr.  Happy now?  Does a new image of her somehow make her massive amount of fucking tattoos somehow magically go away?   Fuck I didn’t even know about the vagina tats until this new pic so that makes it even worse to me.