Amy Fisher will be feature dancing at the Pink Pony Gentlemen’s Club Thursday, November 5th to Friday, November 6th. Call or visit them on-line for showtimes or more info.
Pink Pony Theatre
1837 Corporate Blvd.
Atlanta, GA
404.634.6396
www.showbars.com
The infamous Amy Fisher will be feature dancing this Friday and Saturday at Shangri-La Showclub in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Call or go on-line for showtimes and more information.
Shangri-La Showclub West
2440 West Jefferson Blvd
Fort Wayne, IN
219.436.6526
www.myspace.com/shangwest
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Set your TIVOs and DVRs because Amy Fisher, yes the infamous Long Island Lolita is going to do a pay per view special on January 12, 2009. Amy Fisher at the age of 17 was caught up in an infamous sex scandal earning her the title “Long Island Lolita” by the press. The case drew a great deal of media attention, including several made-for-television movies. In 2007 Amy Fisher was once again the center of controversy, with the release of an unauthorized sex tape of her and her husband. The scandal sparked a media frenzy and renewed public interest into her sexcapades. Amy embraced her sexual celebrity creating her official XXX website, AmyFisher.com, and is on the verge of creating her new production company. AMY FISHER: TOTALLY NUDE & EXPOSED will be the first release from this exciting new company.
Amy Fisher is Totally Nude and Exposed in her World television premiere, on pay-per-view cable television (PPV) January 12, 2009 at 11:00 PM ET. AMY FISHER: TOTALLY NUDE & EXPOSED is 55 minutes of adult entertainment, starring the “Long Island Lolita” as never before seen, revealing her secret desires in her PPV television debut.
AMY FISHER: TOTALLY NUDE & EXPOSED is allowing the world to see Amy’s softer, sexy side with full access to her most personal and private fantasies.
“This is gonna be one HOT hour of television,” commented Amy Fisher on her upcoming PPV event. “People have preconceived notions as to who I am based on the bad press throughout the years, but not until January 12th in my PPV “Totally Nude and Exposed” will they see who I really am.”
The world television premiere of AMY FISHER: TOTALLY NUDE & EXPOSED will be on pay-per-view cable television January 12, 2009 at 11:00 PM ET with subsequent airings throughout the months of January and February. Check your local cable listings for additional times and dates.
So I’m watching this seemingly never ending bore fest known as the live Microsoft Press Conference at the E3 2008 show. An hour and 18 minutes into this thing and it still is showing no signs of ending. So far nothing major has been announced. It was like some new Uno game called Uno rush, avatars for Xbox live, new bands for Guitar hero, blah blah blah. The only thing that really stuck out in my mind was the $48 billion dollars a year the gaming industry earns and the fact that the upcoming 4 games alone are expected to bring in half a billion dollars alone in sales. Gaming is big business. But for the most part, the press conference has been a big fat bore. It was however when they announced a new game called Lips, which is like Rockband only well it’s for singing. Ya, I know it’s karaoke but anyway, it made me realize these guys really missed the boat. If they really wanted to make a hit game they should consider another game to add to their family of games like Rockstar, Guitar Hero, In The Movies and Lips, only this one would be called SEX STAR.
That’s right …. you too can be be your own sex star and share it with your friends on the XBOX LIVE. Be the next Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, Amy Fisher and Kim Kardashian. Oh come on, you know that should would sell! Microsoft really is missing the boat not making a game like this.
But in all seriousness, overall nothing major was announced at this press conference. At least nothing that made you go OMG or WTF. It was a long and boring press conference with a few special little tidbits but nothing major that was worth wasting an hour and a half of my life. Their BIG ta da was that they were going to release a version of Final Fantasy 13 for the XBox 360. I guess to some it’s a big deal but I was more impressed that they teamed up with Netflix and NBC. I don’t know I think maybe the new be the star of your own game show might have been pretty cool as well. Playing 1 vs 100 with your new XBOX Live Avatar and 1,000 of your closest XBOX LIVE friends isn’t really such a bad idea. Microsoft may not have made any MAJOR announcements but they made enough minor ones to really make you be impressed with their XBOX.
So today I read about Amy Fischer walking off the Howard Stern show because he put Joey Buttafuoco’s daughter on the phone. Its been 16 years since that whole scandal erupted and we’re still hearing about it only because of her new porn tape out. Howard Stern went on to mention that he was glad she walked out of the interview as he really didn’t want to do it. Then why have her on in the first place dipshit? Of course, then it went downhill into would you fuck her or not given that she shot Mary Jo. Looking at pictures of Amy Fischer now, I’d fuck her if she was the damn Unabomber.
This is why I listen to Opie and Anthony anyway. They bring better porn stars on like Gina Lynn and have fun contests like making women get naked, dumping honey all over them, and having them roll around in cash and anything they pick up they get to keep. Speaking of Gina Lynn, god she has great tits? My dick is hard just thinking about those. I don’t even know why I’m reporting on this hack, Howard Stern who couldn’t hold an interview for more than 3 minutes with a has-been 34-year old has-been whore like Amy Fisher. Howard Stern is just a douche bag.