ASHLEY BLUE MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARS FROM LAST NIGHTS “AMERICAN IDOL”

Fayner Posts: I knew all about Ashley Blue auditioning for American Idol in San Diego a few months back. But I didn’t say anything because no one was sure if they would air her audition with Alvin, Simon and Theodore due to her past involvement in the pornography racket.

And yeah, I guess her audition didn’t go too well, as her rendition of Madonna’s “La Isla Bonita” apparently didn’t woo the judges, but from what I was told they loved her spirit enough to keep her in the room for over five minutes.

From what I’ve been told, Ashley even flirted a little with Simon.

And Randy got jealous!

“What about me?!” he allegedly yelled as Ash snuggled up to Simon.

It is not known whether Ashley administered oral sex on any of the judges, but I guess it wouldn’t have mattered anyway ’cause her singing voice just isn’t that good. I’ve been telling her that for years, but she still says she wants to one day be the next American Idol.

Good for her.

All calls into American Idol were not returned.

About being snubbed from last night’s show, Ashley had this to say: “Fuck it!”

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