Fayner Posts: So I’m reading that Mary Carey has decided to donate her old boobs to charity. For once I think I can applaud her. Clap, clap, clap.

   

But given Mary’s undying need to speak every waking second, wouldn’t it be awesome if she instead donated her tongue?

She wouldn’t be able to talk. That would be super cool, wouldn’t it?

I bid $100.