What? You mean people actually buy porn? Real people? Ummm, duh? Maybe that’s why it’s a billion dollar business.
Real news would be what his favorite porn movies are, who he beats off to, who he imagines fucking, what kind of fetish porn he’s into, and last but not least, what’s his fantasy porn handle?
Every guy has one. Brock Landers or Gerry Drillwell or Phil Herrup or Dicky Burns or Ramses Ballsdeepian. I’m just saying.
Then again, everything he’s not made him everything he is…just ask Common if you don’t believe me.
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Rapper pondered porn Career
Kanye West could have been keeping company with the likes of Ron Jeremy, if he had ever acted on his porn star career idea.
“That career choice popped into my head once or twice,” West was quoted by the U.K.’s Sun as saying.
“What guy doesn’t want that? Just sometimes in their life. This is my mentality before I was engaged.”
Popping the question to Alexis Phifer may also have made him monogamous. “When you first get money, you go to the Gucci store, you buy two of this, three of that,” he said.
“Now that I’ve finally matured, and I’m in a place where I can actually be faithful, I can see an attractive girl and look and say: ‘Wow she looks nice,’ and just let it be that.”