Fayner Posts: Our buddy Jay Harman owns the brewery in Nantucket which makes beer, wine, gin, rum, whiskey and vodka. Triple Eight Vodka, to be precise. He sent us a case and we drank it all. I wish we had another bottle so I could jam it up one of the Random Whores’ snatches who always seem to be coming by looking for salvation.
Jay has asked me to ask porn chicks who want free vodka to stick a bottle up their pussy and snap a picture of it. I’ll supply the vodka for ya.
Visit Jay’s fabulous booze at Cisco Brewers
Email email@example.com if you wanna participate in this. And no dudes wanting to shove the bottle in their ass, okay?