Fayner Posts: Details are sketchy, but I got a call from Skeeter moments ago.
“I can’t really talk right now,” he said, “but I wanted you to get this story before anyone else ’cause I love you.”
“Thanks, Skeeter.”
“Okay, so I was looking for a special gift for my new girlfriend, Leeza, and I decided to have some erotic pics of me taken sort of like a gag gift, you know? A friend of mine told me about this guy who has a camera and some cool snakes and I was like fuck ya!”
“Good move, Skeeter.”
“I think it was a coral snake of some kind, or, I don’t know, these drugs are starting to kick in you know? But it was big!”
“Where’d you get bit?”
“Take a guess.”
“Really? On your dick?”
“Hey, the doctor said I’m pretty lucky ’cause my dick was soft at the time. If it was hard, he said with the blood flowing I’d probably be dead by now!”
“Lucky you, Skeeter.”
“Fuck, yeah! I’ll call you later on!”