Fayner Posts: Everybody likes to party during the Halloween season. Dressing up in uncomfortable costumes, sweating and itching while onlookers debate whether you’re supposed to be Tiger Woods or a giant tan turd, is as much an American tradition as beating up the gays and cheating on your taxes.


For this Halloween, since I’ve pretty much outgrown my usefulness, coolness and handsomeness, I believe I will be dressing as myself three years ago so that I can maybe relive a moment of my past glory. Either that or I’m going as a toaster.

There are a couple parties I know about. The first is All Media Play’s Heaven and Hell bash on Friday, October 26th @ Boulevard 3 located at 6523 Sunset Blvd, Hollywood, CA 90028 (formerly the Hollywood Athletic Club).

From the Press Release:

With literally hundreds of porn babes including party hosts Hillary Scott, Alexis Love, Eva Angelina, Niki Benz, Shy Love, Renae Cruz, Aurora Snow, Tristan Kingsley, Veronique Vega, Alana Evans and Sunny Lane to name just a few expected to walk the red carpet and party to the sounds of world famous DJs Skylar, RJ Spinher and Joseph Christopher, the Heaven & Hell Halloween Porn Bash has all the makings of becoming one of the classic porn parties that people still talk about.

Actually, that is the only party I know of this Halloween. I am so lame.

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