Fayner Posts: So I’ve been sober off drugs for a while now. It’s not fun. But I still smoke weed and occasionally have a drink. Sunday I smoked resin. It’s not fun.
First off, thanks to my new Bloodhound puppy named Sara Wiggles Rib Eye, I now wake up at 7 a.m., pretty much on the dot. Sara makes sure of that by slobbering all over me until I get out of bed. There was once upon a time that I would still be out being a dumbass at 7 a.m. Those days are gone 🙁
So what do I do all day?
Coax naive porno sluts into servicing me for free?
Blow cocaine up some naive porno slut’s asshole?
Sleep off another wild weekend?
I sat on the couch with Alaura Eden watching a whole season of PROJECT: RUNWAY. Yeah, that’s right.
Around noon I said to Dez and Alaura: “A year ago we’d be just getting home from some crazy party! Now look at us! Lame!”
“Fuck that!” Dez shouted. “Maybe you were just getting home, but I was too busy talking some whore into coming home with me and Alaura!”
Whatever, I told him, we’re fucking lame.
So in case you were wondering, the gay guy didn’t win the competition. An Asian chick did.
I turned to Alaura: “Hey, you have a fashion degree! You’re Asian! You should go out for the show!”
Alaura: “We are so lame.”