Fayner Posts: If Lukeisback is correct, and he ALWAYS is, it seems Brian Surewood could be charged with murder following a car race he was involved in which ended with three people (two children) going to the hospital. One of the victims, a four-year-old girl, may not survive.
[the following is made up. I assumed everyone would know that. they don’t. bummer. i mean no harm, just trying to create a touch of humor during such trying times…my apologies to those i hurt with my words]
Sources close to Surewood tell us that the driver of the other car heckled Surewood, saying he wished he looked like a pirate.
“Fuck that! I do look like a pirate!” witnesses say Surewood was heard shouting before both cars took off down the street headed for disaster.
Brian has always been a good guy, a fun-loving stoner, but if this information is true and he was at fault over this I hope he rots in hell for a long, long time. And if he’s Jewish, where there is no hell, I hope he spends eternity in Palm Beach, Florida.