BRIAN SUREWOOD’S EXCUSE: “HE SAID I DIDN’T LOOK LIKE A PIRATE!”

Fayner Posts: If Lukeisback is correct, and he ALWAYS is, it seems Brian Surewood could be charged with murder following a car race he was involved in which ended with three people (two children) going to the hospital. One of the victims, a four-year-old girl, may not survive.

Tragic.

[the following is made up. I assumed everyone would know that. they don’t. bummer. i mean no harm, just trying to create a touch of humor during such trying times…my apologies to those i hurt with my words]

Sources close to Surewood tell us that the driver of the other car heckled Surewood, saying he wished he looked like a pirate.

“Fuck that! I do look like a pirate!” witnesses say Surewood was heard shouting before both cars took off down the street headed for disaster.

Brian has always been a good guy, a fun-loving stoner, but if this information is true and he was at fault over this I hope he rots in hell for a long, long time. And if he’s Jewish, where there is no hell, I hope he spends eternity in Palm Beach, Florida.

One thought on “BRIAN SUREWOOD’S EXCUSE: “HE SAID I DIDN’T LOOK LIKE A PIRATE!””

  1. Really? You didn’t mean harm when you made up that phoney pirate story? Everything you wrote is wrong. Brian was falsely accused by a 19 year old punk trying to take the blame away from himself after his recklessness caused a tragical and deadly accident. Brian has now been in prison for the last 4 years for a crime he did not commit. It’s very unfortunate that your readers believe you. Even Gene Ross and Gram Ponante have quoted your lies in their comments and blogs. This is Brian’s wife, 4 years later I still have crazies picking fights with me and they always quote your pirate story and they insist that this is what really happened because you said so in your blog. And as for the following comment you made – ***”Brian has always been a good guy, a fun-loving stoner, but if this information is true and he was at fault over this I hope he rots in hell for a long, long time.”*** – Please spare me the backhanded compliment. I hope you rot in hell too for a long time for being a liar and spreading false malicious stories.

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