POOR BRITNEY’S KIDS NOW HAVE TO DEAL WITH K-FED

Fayner Posts: So I guess Britney Spears has lost custody of her children. Bummer. ‘Cause even though Brit may be in some people’s eyes an unfit mother, there is no way she could be worse than K-Fed. Sure, he seems like he loves his children, and he doesn’t show the world his genitals every time he gets in or out of a car, but c’mon people, this is Kevin Federline we’re talking about here: The world’s biggest donkey.

An example? Sure. Here are some of the lyrics from his Lose Control song. This should have been used in court against K-Fed they’re so horrible and immature.

Closet full of…kicks
Garage full of…whips
Vegas crap table got the pit boss pissed
They ain’t never seen a kid win like this
So rich that I tattooed the dice on my wrist
And my girl too, it’s no coincidence
That the SRT got all black tints
Never been to Denver, but I rock them nuggets
One earring cost more than your budget
And I ain’t here to brag
I’m just here to pop tags
My Ferrari cost more than your little S-Class
Look man, I’m in a whole ‘nother tax bracket
It don’t matter what you blow
Boy, you can’t match it
40 grand’ll take the whole crew to Miami
Then we pop Crys off like we won Grammys
I take care of my own, that’s my family
Magazine’s talk ’cause they don’t understand me

GIVE BRITNEY BACK HER KIDS! IF NOT, THIS WILL ONE DAY BE AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN KEVIN AND HIS SON.

Kid: Daddy, how do you earn your money?

K-Fed: Well, son, once a week, Daddy walks all the way over to the mail box, way out there across the lawn and pool area, way past the ten car garaqge, and takes out a check. It’s really hard work.

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