Fayner Posts: My iphone rang today. It was Nadia Styles.
My penis began growing at a fierce pace.
Nadia was returning my iphone call from last week when I invited her to TR’s surprize birthday.
“I just got back from backpacking in Argentina,” she tells me.
“Yeah, just me. But I met a bunch of people there.”
“With a mouth as skilled as yours I bet you’ve now on the fucking Argentina flag!”
“Oh my God, that’s like the nicest thing anyone’s said to me all week!”
“It’s only Tuesday, but sure, I’ll take it. Does that mean you owe me another blowjob?”
“I hope so.”
“Awesome. Dinner this week at our place. We’ll sneak into my cave and have a quickie before dessert!”
“Come on, girl, this has been like 5 years in the making. We almost got there in Vegas a few years ago, anbd if it wasn’t for my horrible cokedick I’d be able to maybe please you for a moment…but the first one is all about me, okay?”
“Whatever. Sounds good to me.”
“Are you doing scenes again?”
“Yeah, I am! I need to get fucking laid, you know?”
“Yes, I do.”