TWO THINGS YOU MAY HAVE WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT LISA MARIE

#1: Lisa’s biggest fan is a mentally challenged grocery bagger at Gelson’s. Lisa gave him her number and he always calls her and speaks retarded to her.

#2: At TR’s birthday at Spago, I told Lisa beforehand that the place is classy and for her not to dress like a whore. She was. Her excuse? “Hey, I’m wearing panties! Now that’s class!”

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