Fayner Posts: I got a voicemail message today on my phone.

“Hey fuckface, this is Cassidey! Hey, so thanks so much for telling the world about my fake left eye. I just got some call from Frankfurt, Germany, some guy named Gus or something read your site and wants to fuck my eye socket for fifty grand! I was like, fuck no! why would I do that? He said Fayner told me you’d go for it. Did you say that? I hope not. Anyway, I think its funny as shit even though the guy is insane to think I’d let him fuck my eye socket for money. Just letting you know what’s been going on in my world.”