Dear Colon Cleanse,
I have been receiving your emails every day, thanks for them even though I never really asked you to send them. I really appreciate you thinking of me and my colon on a daily basis, that’s wicked kind of you. But at this time I would like to ask you to please stop informing me about your colon cleansing treatment. My colon is fine just as it is, happy being left alone from probing tubes and chubby fingers.
Thank you in advance for your cooperation.