Fayner Posts: According to my arch-rival www.LukeIsBack.com, the amazingly talented Wanker Wang has been incarcerated for armed robbery, kidnapping and assault. If this news is true, it don’t look too good for the former Lukeford.com writer. But Wanker has always been one to get himself out of pickle of a jam, and we think that if anyone could it it may as well be him.
We wish him luck. We will also be sending him some writing material in case he wants to write something for the site.
Also, we encourage anyone with juicy tidbits of porno drama to send them over to us at email@example.com. We’ll print anything these days: real names, addresses, phone numbers, shooting locations anything. Okay?