Fayner Posts: I got an email the other day from Zero Tolerance about some new movie they put out. For some reason I opened the message and read it. I checked out the cast list. I saw the greatest name I have ever seen a porno chick have.
FAYE RUNAWAY
Fucking brilliant. Not only is it a funny take on an actual name, its an old stereotype of what people expected a porn gal HAD to be if she found herself fucking on camera for money: a runaway.
I’m not saying this has revitalized my faith in the adult business; that would take a bit more than merely an awesomely awesome name.
In the spirit of what Faye Runaway has done to my mood, I have decided to try and match her brilliance by attempting to create a porn name using a play on some famous woman’s name. I’ll come up with ten and we’ll see of one can surpass Faye’s stroke of genious.
Here it goes.
Drum roll please.
1) HILLARY CLITON
2) SANDRA BUTTOCKS
3) BARBARA BUSH
4) HILLARY SKANK
5) EMILY DICKINSON
6) ELEANOR ‘HOSEVELT
7) ‘HOSA PARKS
*at this point, TR walks into the house and sparks up a joint, then hands it me. I smoked a bunch of it, have become too wasted to continue. I could only think of seven.
Think you can do better?