Fayner Posts: I was thinking about doing some drugs tonight cause TR keeps hounding me to do some updates and the only time I ever feel in the mood to write about porno these days is when I’m good and fucked up. Funny how that happens, huh?
But I was flapping around the internet just before now and came across Lisa Marie’s myspace profile and low and behold the site of her fine almost perfect backside made me begin thinking I’d rather have sex with her than do drugs.
Wait a second, is this Scott Fayner we’re talking about?
What a fucking pussy.
Anyway, I set up our weekly Movie Night that Lisa and I try and do once a week. We began this new weekly thing about two months ago and this will only be the third movie night we’ve done. We’re lame.
So, I want to make sure I have sex with Lisa tonight. Despite what you may have heard, there is in fact only a 92% chance of getting sex when Lisa Marie is within a mile radius, down from a whopping 99% just last year.
I don’t want to screw up this chance. Email me what movie you think I should pick tonight that will guarantee me getting laid. email@example.com If i pick yours and I get laid you’ll win a bunch of porno.
Friends and family of Lisa Marie are not able to enter this contest.