Fayner Posts: Winston thinks he’s so damn super cool ’cause hot chicks suck him off all the time. Normally, sure, I’d be a little jealous, we all would, but when one thinks about how the hot chicks need to get paid in order to put their mouth on his lovely, sweaty, throbbing cock, I became a lot less jealous.
"All the biggest stars have serviced me!" Winston has been known to shout. "Every one of them would do it for free, too! That is how amazing my penis is. Should I start naming names here? I mean, I could go on and on naming all the gorgeous women who melted with first glance of what I pack in my $3.99 Target slacks!"
Winston seems to even walk taller these days. His normal expression of fear has been replaced by one of a tiger on the loose for the next slut who needs a dick to service in order to get paid.
"My Yahoo group has just passed 50,000 members! That sure is a lot of guys loving Winston Burbank, I tell you that. I am amazing in every way."