FAYNER’S #1 FAN SPEAKS OUT

You are NOT the writer you think you are, neither in technique nor in form (i.e. drop the pretensions of writing a book or screenplay.)  You are also the oldest looking 30(?) year-old who is not a heroin-addicted street hooker.  So pull up your britches and contribute REGULARLY(!) to that sad-ass website that once was “LukeFord.com”. 

Fayner Says: So how do you really feel about me? Huh? No, please, I’d really like to know.

ya, know, this guy is totally right. I do suck. I’m no good at anything. I am the oldest looking 30(?) year-old who is not a heroin-addicted street hooker.

So, now, for this guy and this guy only, I will contribute REGULARLY (!) on this sadass website. Promise. If I’m lying I’ll snort a bunch of cocaine off some dude’s hard dick.

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