Jackyl Writes In: Hey Fayner, I was in Woodland Hills the other day and saw Jules Jordan driving in his new Bentley. Not bad, guess his company’s doing pretty fucking well to afford such a cool car. What was funny was that I guess the rumors about him being sort of small are true ’cause he could barely see over the steering wheel! I was laughing.

Fayner Says: I’m sure Jules was also laughing as he went to the bank to deposit all the money he makes. As my father once told me: A short guy in a Bentley is always cooler than a tall guy not in a Bentley.

It’s true.

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