WINSTON BURBANK INJURED! POLICE QUESTIONING VACUUM CLEANER

Fayner Posts: TR and I met Winston out in Northridge the other day so she could give him his Christmas present. It was a one-of-a-kind bong. I suggested it be covered in pennies and in the shape of a vacuum since he is so cheap and loves to clean.

Winston hobbled out of his truck, holding his back.

What happened? I asked.

I’m not sure, he said. I think it is from vacuuming too much.

So there you have it kids.

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