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Daily Archives: March 24, 2006
KELLY ERIKSON MAKES AN ASS OF HERSELF
Fayner Posts: So it was me, Keith, TMFR and Kelly Erikson, and they were discussing what to do for dinner.
“Let’s go out for dinner!” Taylor shouted.
“Out?” Kelly asked.
“C’mon! It’s Friday!”
“Ha!” Kelly belted out, “Did you just say it’s Friday?!”
“Yeah,” Taylor replied. “It is.”
“You fool! It’s Wednesday, not Friday!”
We all looked at Kelly, the exact same way you would look at a lost puppy with huge tits, then one by one tried explaining to her that it is in fact Friday, March 24th, 2006.
She wasn’t having any part of it. Not for about another ten minutes, after which she finally admitted that she’s a dumbass.
Watch Kelly try to read really tough books on camera at her web site located right Here
LENNY? IS THAT YOU?
Fayner Posts: So I was getting me some lunch today at The Habit, a place made famous by male performer Tyler Durden.
I ordered.
Then waited.
“Number 42!” a voice through the loud speaker yelled. “Your order is ready!”
“That’s me,” I said, looking at the man who held my food. It was Lenny.
(Lenny is co-owner of Astrux. I had no idea he now worked here.)
“Yeah,” he continued, “You got two steak sandwiches, chocolate shake and fries. Is that right?”
“Lenny?”
“Excuse me?”
“You don’t remember me? It’s Fayner.”
“I think you have me confused with someone else.”
Apparently I did. But let me just say that anyone who knows Lenny should go to the Habit on Shoup and Ventura and see for themselves. I understand that the guy is not Lenny but he is a 100% twin if I ever saw one.
Rock on!
ANYONE NEED A CROOKED DOCTOR? TO GET HIGH LEGALLY!!!
TMFR WRITES:
Next Monday, I have an appt. to see my Doctor ( William Vicary), to renew my Cannabis Card because mine expires on March.31, 2006. You have to renew your license every year!!!
If you are looking for a Doctor in your local area I got your back!!! I have this recent book that has a huge list of some great crooked doctors that will prescribe you weed for any illness you may have!!! HOLLER 420!!!
The following licensed CA physicians are available for consulation as medical specialists. Patients should have a documented medical record of diagnosis and treatment or a physician referral.
Also, it is important that you establish a record of regular professional care for your illness.
SOUTHERN CALY:
Dr. William Vicary, 3575 Cahuenga Blvd West, Suite 300, Studio City 90068 (323) 876-9133
Dr. Philip DEnney and Robert Sullivan, 22691 Lambert st., Lake Forest, OC, (949) 855-8845
Dr. Claudia Jensen, 8N. Fir St., Ventura county (805)648-5683
Dr. James Eisenberg, Santa Monica, (877)468-5874
Dr. Vivi Stafford Mathur, 6501 San Vicente, LA (323)9549162
Dr. Dean Weiss, 46 Park Ave, Venice, (310)437-3407
Dr. Robert Sterner, San Diego, (619)543-1061
Dr. Alfonso Jimenez, 420 K st #13, San Diego, (619)913-2860
BREAK TIME!!! HAVE TO SMOKE A BOWL!!!
NORTHERN CALY:
Dr. Roger Stephen Ellis, San Francisco CA, (415)681-0823
Dr. Frank Lucido, BerkelyCA, (510)848-0958
Dr. Hanya Assad- (510)839-0723, Oakland CA
Dr. Tom O’ Connell (510)965-1735, Oakland CA
Dr. William R. Turnipseed, Citrus Hieghts (916)722-3433
Dr. William Toy, Grass Valley, (530)273-5690
Dr. Stephen Banister, Grass Valley, (530)274-2274
Dr. Raymond Rowell, Livermore, (925)443-3097
PEACE OUT AND GOOD LUCK!!!
TELL THEM SNOOP DAWG SENT YOU!!!
TMFR
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WHAT’S HARD AND WHAT’S WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT’S HARD AND WHAT’S WHACK???
TMFR IS A HARD WRITER AND FAYNER IS A WHACK WRITER!!!
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WE NEVER GET TIRED OF THIS
TORY LANE CAN FIGHT THE LAW AND WIN?
Brian Writes: Obviously she can do something about craiglist if she wanted to. They may have bought a photo but they don’t have the rights to her name and likeness to use as they please.If she’s serious about stopping it tell her to get a hold of me through Fayner at faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com
PS What kind of high can you get from Ocean Foam?
Fayner Says: One would think someone has a say over things like this, so hopefully if Tory did care enough about this to stop it she could. We suggest she seek assistance and get that Russian hooker from making money off of her, ’cause Lord Knows if anyone is making money off a porn star it should be her husband.
As for the ocean foam being a good high, I can only suggest trying it and seeing. I’ve tested many many things for their potential highs and most of them suck, but ocean foam seems nasty enough to just work. I’m gonna head out to the beach today with the dogs and try it out. If I make it back alive I’ll let everyone know just how good or bad it is as a free high. OKay?
FINAL DECISION
TMFR WRITES:
I was looking at both my dogs!!! Smokie and the bandit! and I decided I don’t want to clip her ears this morning.
First, cuz they both look very similiar and if I clip her ears the won’t look alike!!!
Then, I thought that’s mean to do that to a doggie!!! Eventhough, I know it looks hard!!! I don’t think I can do it!!!! Ears give a doggie personality!!!She’s a pain in my ass everyday so maybe I will change my mind and clip them!!! Today I feel like being nice and saying nn on clipping ears!!!
E-mail me: taylorrain@lukeford.com and say ya or na for clipped ears!!! There both pits, if someone didn’t know!!TMFR
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PROPS FOR TODD TODD
Bi Valley Girl posts on Adultfyi: A few weeks ago we, here at Pink Kitty Video, hired Todd Todd Productions to shoot a scene for us. We would like to report that this son of a bitch is one hell of a photographer/videographer. We viewed the video he shot for us today and it was damn near perfect. Great lighting, great angles and sure footed cam work. Initially, we saw him as a bit expensive for us but in the long run he was worth every dime. We just wanted to give Todd a public kudo for a job well done. Thanks so much Todd Todd Productions. Dennis, Pepper, Nautica and Joe