PCM IS THE BOMB!!!

TMFR WRITES:

Pacific Coast Motoring is the bomb!!! They hooked up my Escalde 6 months ago and the Alpine DVD Player broke. It is still under warranty and they will fix anything that breaks anyways cuz they are my road dawgs for life. They kind of adopted me! I keep bringing them cars and they keep PIMPIN them out!!!

Next is my new BMW 645CI!!!! The car is already pimp but I need my I pod cuz I love it!!! Also, a little tint, for privacy reasons!!! Gotta smoke bowls when you are in traffic. LA SUCKS BALLS!!!!

Anyways, go to PCM on Fallbrook and Ventura and ask for Rash or Eric! Next to the 7-eleven with the beeners that beg for work!!!! BEENERS ROCK!!!

TELL THEM SNOOP DOGG SENT YOU!!!

TMFR

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EXCLUSIVE: TAXPAYER DOLLARS HARD AT WORK, SORT OF

Exclusive news from Lukeford.com!!!

Just got a call from a porndtar’s husband!!! 

Last night a call was placed to this pornstars cell phone from a ‘middleman’ asking if she and a friend would be interested in paying some special attention to some Japanese friends of a certain US Federal Agency!

According to the husband, a rep from the US Agency himself placed the call for a referral and wanted two girls to meet these Japanese businessmen as a means of solidifying a contract between the government agency and these Japanese partners.

According to the husband, the references were checked out and it was infact a government agency representative that placed the call for a referral for this sexual encounter.

The 2 girls showed up to a hotel, met a guy in the lobby who handed them 2 Bank fo America Cashiers checks. The girls went up to the specified rooms and played with the Japanese guys noodles until they got all the sauce out of them!!!

HERE COMES THE PROBLEM!! This morning the pornstar and her friend went to the bank to cash the checks, and the B of A rep let them both know they were duped, they were paid in FAKE cashiers checks!!

Calls are beung made now to get cash to make up for this blunder, and if not, then names will be posted and this will no longer be an anonymous post!!!!

VIVID TAKES TOP HONORS AT 2005 EMPIRE AWARDS

LOS ANGELES – Vivid Entertainment has been notified that it has won awards for three of its films at the annual 2005 Empire Awards selected by Adult DVD Empire.

Vivid’s The New Devil In Miss Jones won Best Feature DVD and Best DVD Commentary Awards while Where The Boys Aren’t took the honor for Best Classic DVD. Jenna Loves Pain a Vivid co-production with ClubJenna starring Jenna Jameson, which is distributed by Vivid, was awarded the title of Best Fetish DVD.

“We’re delighted with these honors, which are yet another acknowledgement of the great job director Paul Thomas did with The New Devil in Miss Jones and the power of our Where the Girls Aren’t franchise,” said Howard Levine, LFP’s National Sales Manger for Vivid. He noted that The New Devil in Miss Jones also won nine AVN Awards in January.

Shannon Nutt, Editorial Director for Adult DVD Empire, said “I really feel this year’s winners reflect the true top-notch efforts of the adult industry in 2005, and I’m quite happy with the results – all of this year’s winners are deserving.”

 To see the 2005 Empire Award winners visit www.empireawards.com/winners.

CLUBJENNA LAUNCHES NEW STORMY DANIELS WEBSITE, WWW.CLUBSTORMY.COM

SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA – Exotic adult actress Stormy Daniels has launched a new Club Stormy Website under the management of Jenna Jameson’s company, ClubJenna, Inc.

The new site includes sizzling photos and videos featuring the performer, whose sultry look reflects her Irish and Cherokee Indian extraction. She has appeared as a contract actress for Wicked in numerous best-selling adult films, most recently “Watching Samantha,” “Neighbors” and “Internal Affairs.” She also appeared with Jenna Jameson in “Jenna’s Star Power,” released in 2005, and has directed two films, “Private Eyes” and “Second Thoughts.”

Stormy’s ClubJenna site includes a candid diary in which she keeps her fans posted on her daily activities and schedule of gentlemen’s clubs appearances, store signings and other public events.  Stormy has just launched her own video line, so the new site will be a place her fans will be able to get a great inside look at Stormy’s life on set.

In one recent post she dished some kiss-and-tell gossip in a heads up on a new mainstream part, writing that “I auditioned for a part in Courtney Cox’s new TV show ‘Dirt’ and got it! In the first episode, I get to make out with Lakers star Rick Fox!! We shoot on March 14th. I’ll keep you posted.”

“Stormy is HOT and she is an amazing performer!  We are super excited to be working with her and we made sure we built a site that her fans would love as much as they looove her!” says Jenna.

ClubStormyDaniels also gives subscribers access to 24/7 live chat featuring Stormy and other adult stars, a click-and-use Stormy Daniels downloadable wallpaper section, links to her blog on myspace.com, and a candid autobiographical section in which she reveals her birthday (March 17th), and the fact that she’s “really into horses. They are my passion! The only regret I have about being in the adult business is that my hectic travel schedule has forced me to temporarily give up riding.”

For a tour visit http://members.clubstormydaniels.com.

AUSTYN MOORE LEAVES ADAM & EVE

CHATSWORTH, Calif. – The second contract star to ever sign with Adam & Eve, Austym Moore has left the company to seek other options.

“There are no hard feelings. I just decided at this point that I’m better off on my own,” said Moore, who did not sign on for another year when her contract with Adam & Eve expired on March 1.

Katy Zvolerin, spokeswoman for the company, said Adam & Eve and Moore came to a mutual agreement not to renew her contract. “We would love to work with her again in the future and we wish her the best,” she said.

Moore, who stars with fellow contract star Carmen Luvana in the recently released The Contractor, is noted for signing with Adam & Eve last March without previous adult film experience.

Jamie Michaels, Moore’s manager, said he supports Moore’s decision to leave Adam & Eve. “She made some good movies for them and now I think she made the right decision and she can now pursue other opportunities,” he said.

“The way our phone is ringing today, I don’t think we’re going to have any problems finding work.” Moore said she has completed eight features for the company, but so far only three have been released.

Moore’s next release is University of Austyn 2 set for release on Monday..She can also be seen in the upcoming Carmen & Austyn, also starring Luvana and set for release on March 13, as well as Headmaster 2 scheduled for later this year.

FORMER ADULT FILM PERFORMER CLARRISA DOLL PASSES AWAY

LAS VEGAS – Former adult performer Clarissa Doll apparently took hr own life and was found dead the week fo March 6 at a home in Las Vegas.

Doll was close friends with director/producer Joe Gallant, who said in a statement “I worked with her for four or five years ago,” said her friend Terry. “She was one of the few models who actually looked as good in person as in her promotional pictures.”

Doll also worked as a Budweiser Girl, featured on Playboy Channel’s Sexcetera, E!’s Wild On, VH1’s Centerfold Babylon, on ESPN promotional spots, and HBO’s Real Sex series. Doll also could be found doing numerous print modeling.

Doll made her porn debut in 2004’s The Luv Generation which an AVN Award for best pro am in 2005. She also was featured in Manhattan Girls and in Wild in the Streets.