OLD EMAIL FROM DANNY DUKES ABOUT STONEY CURTIS

So Tuesday evening I am out to dinner with a good friend and I get  a phone call from one of my models Mia Rose, Telling me that Stoney Curtis called her and was wondering why she has been avoiding his  phone calls to shoot her. She replies with, because my agent Danny Dukes does not want me nor my sister shooting for you. His response  was ” Oh yea well I guess I’m going to have to have Dick Delaware pay him a visit. Mia Rose was at my house at the time of the phone  call and responded with a chuckle, “well he doesn’t have to go that  far Stoney cuz Danny’s buddy and roommate Jimmy Lifestyles is  shooting him with Speigler girl Annette in the next room (where both  me and Jimmy reside). His response was oh really  “guess I have to  make a call”.

Needless to say nothing happened, my whole point of this e-mail is  to let Stoney Curtis know that I was laughing my ass off at the fact  of what a tremendous pussy he is! He was trying to send over a guy  that stands a good 6 foot 3 inches and is built like a fucking MAC  truck and I stand a whopping 5 foot 3 inches on a very good day!  Stoney you pussy you sent this guy to muscle me into letting you  shoot my girls. Why didn’t YOU come and pay me a visit huh? I will  tell you why, cuz your a little fucking bitch, thats why, straight  up. Grow some balls and handle shit yourself! I don’t like you and I  don’t care to send my girls to you period and I never will. Get over  it. I tried calling you at both your numbers tonight and you never  answered. Oh yea, have fun posting something about me on your crybaby  site. Danny Dukes
909.418.8951
AIM: DannyDks

 

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GUESS WHO JUST BOUGHT A NEW MERCEDES SLR

Whose car is this?Who Owns The Expensive Wheels?

from SKY.com

Just who would nip out for lunch with her mum and sister in a car that cost over £260,000 ($400,000)?

Hint: She’s that rich.

Of course, it could be none other than Paris Hilton.

She took her new Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren machine out for a spin to meet mum Kathy and sister Nicky for lunch at The Ivy in LA.

Unfortunately for Paris, the traffic clogged up on Robertson Blvd meaning that she couldn’t rev the engine and test the car’s ability to go from 0-60 in just 3.8 seconds.

And what’s more, she probably didn’t even hit its top speed of 208 mph on the way home either.

But just in case you thought we’d gone all car-spotting crazy (and bloke-like) here at Showbiz HQ, may we reassure you that the car is a nice colour.

Black. So this season.

JENNIFER ANISTON GETTING ANSY

Jen Sick Of Brangelina Triangle

from SKY.com

Jennifer AnistonJennifer Aniston has at last issued a biting riposte to the whole Brangelina saga.

For so long she kept schtum about her ex-husband’s new life – but not any more.

On the subject of being brought up in any chat about Brad and Angelina’s relationship, she told Vogue magazine: “I’m so tired of being part of this sick, twisted Bermuda Triangle.”

Although she doesn’t mention the couple by name, it’s clear she’s not a fan of the whole fall-out of Brad’s actions.

Revealing how she isn’t queuing for any pity and is sick of people feeling sorry for her, she said:

Jen with 'loyal' Vince Vaughn Jen with ‘loyal’ Vince Vaughn

“Don’t make me your victim … It makes my skin crawl.”

She also claimed the media circus that follows her every move may force her to move from Los Angeles – where she still lives in her marital home.

“All I can do is go on and live my life,” she said.

On the subject of Vince Vaughn, the former Friends star said:

“First and foremost, he’s a really good, loyal friend. Fiercely loyal.”

Is that a dig at Brad?

 

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ANOTHER TEACHER CAUGHT WITH CHILD PORN

High school PE teacher charged with possessing porn

from UNION-TRIBUNE


U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
Michael John Smerdon

SAN DIEGO – A South Bay physical education teacher is facing federal charges of possessing child pornography obtained from the Internet.

Michael John Smerdon, 41, was arrested Monday by agents from Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), authorities announced Tuesday. He appeared Tuesday in San Diego’s federal court.

Smerdon, who lives in El Cajon, teaches at Hilltop High School and Castle Park Middle School in Chula Vista. Before that, he was head football coach at Clairemont High School in San Diego in 2003 and 2004.

The investigation that led to his arrest began in Fresno, said ICE spokeswoman Lauren Mack.

Acting on a tip from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, ICE cybercrime specialists tapped into Smerdon’s e-mail account, Mack said. There, they found images and videos depicting children being sexually abused.

She said the material included images of children being subjected to bondage and acts of sadomasochism.

Smerdon didn’t just receive Internet child porn, but was distributing it as well, said Serge Duarte, acting head of ICE in San Diego. So far, however, agents haven’t found any evidence that Smerdon was producing pornography himself, nor is there any evidence that students were involved, Duarte said.

The investigation is part of Operation Predator, an ongoing campaign launched in July 2003 targeting those who prey on children, including human traffickers, international sex tourists and Internet child pornographers, Mack said.

A bond hearing for Smerdon is scheduled for Friday. He has yet to enter a plea.

GOOGLE MAKES DEAL WITH DOJ

A Federal judge says he will likely grant part of a Bush administration request for data from search giant.

from RedHerring.com

Google shares rose Tuesday after a U.S. federal judge said he would likely order the search engine to comply with at least part of a scaled-back Bush administration request for search queries and web addresses stored on Google’s servers.

While the U.S. Department of Justice originally asked Google in August for two months’ worth of search queries, government and Google lawyers recently agreed to a diminished request in private negotiations after Google fought the first DoJ subpoena, according to Bloomberg. A Google spokeswoman told CNBC that the company is “very pleased” by the curtailed DoJ request, which seeks the information to bolster a bid to revive an Internet pornography law.

Judge James Ware in the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of California in San Jose ended Tuesday’s courtroom showdown by saying that he would issue a written ruling very shortly.
 Google stock gained $14.10 to $351.16 on the Nasdaq. Reuters reported that government lawyer Joel L. McElvie told Judge Ware that the government can make its case without the data from Google, but that the government study would be “substantially improved,” if Google provided what the DoJ wanted.
Judge Ware’s decision could have broad ramifications beyond DoJ research. A decision in favor of Google has law enforcement worried that it will be harder to obtain search records to solve future crimes. But privacy advocates fear that a ruling on the side of the Bush administration would weaken laws protecting personal information.
Google has said that the requested information would be far more useful to competitors in the form of trade secrets and proprietary systems than it would be to government lawyers. The feds have been seeking the information to bolster a legal theory arguing that banning Internet porn does a better job of protecting minors than technology filters.
In late February, the DoJ sought to assuage the worries of privacy advocates and said in a brief filed Friday, “The government seeks this information only to perform a study, in the aggregate, of trends in the Internet. No individual user of Google, or of any other search engine, need fear that his or her personal identifying information will be disclosed.”

Google’s rivals, Yahoo, MSN, and AOL, all apparently agreed with the DoJ, and complied with similar requests for information. The Bush administration is seeking to revive the 1998 Child Online Protection Act, which the Supreme Court struck down two years ago as a violation of free speech.

Meantime, Google continued with its stealthy acquisition of small companies. The Google blog Tuesday had a post from Jeff Martin, the product marketing manager for SketchUp, a small, six-year-old Boulder, Colorado company that makes 3D design software, announcing that Google bought the company. The terms of the deal were not disclosed.

 

 

CELEBRATE EVA ANGELINA’S BIRTHDAY

Hollywood, CA – You only celebrate your 21st birthday once. For one of Porn’s beloved super stars, Eva Angelina, the decision was made last night from having a small dinner with friends to turning the volume past 11 and rocking a full on party tonight, March 14th, Hollywood style, in the V.I.P. area of the Nacional Night Club!

The late verdict came in due to the overwhelming amount of friends and supporters wanting to do something special for Eva. With so much interest, the thunder was called down, and a birthday bash was born!

What better place to hold a party than Nacional? The up-scale night club recently held a successful Adult Entertainment party. Tonight, it looks to do the same.

A prolific porn star is Eva, having just wrapped up a successful 5 night stand as Gold Club Centerfolds’ Featured Dancer, and is seen in The Curse Eternal, Wicked Pictures’ Newest Mega Epic.

The 2006 XRCO nominee for Best On-Screen Couple for her electrifying performance in Beautiful Girls 21, would like to invite the Adult Entertainment Industry, to come out and help an amazing beauty, an amazing talent, an amazing person, usher in a milestone in her life.

To do that simply RSVP to Bill Fox (Bill@assassinpictures.com) BY 3:30 PM March 14th , and you will be put on the VIP list.

Come out to the Nacional Night Club and help wish Eva Angelina a happy 21st birthday!

BRILLIANT IDEA IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC!!!

TMFR WRITES:

Driving in rush hour traffic on the 101 freeway with Scott Fayner. We were like ‘whatever dawg we’re high!!! Who cares that we are in traffic but FUCK IT let’s smoke another bowl!!! SWEET!!!’

So we start smokin and chokin on some silver haze and bumpin to some old cypress hill!!! Then are minds start thinkin!!!

TR: Hey wouldn’t it be HARD if you had a bunch of dogs with steak names!!!!! I’m such a genius!!!

SF: I want a bloodhound named PORTERHOUSE!!!

TR: I know you’ve told me this before!!! How about Rib-eye! Thats HARD!!!!

SF: How about T- Bone??

TR: That’s a good one!!! How about New York Steak!! NO!! Not so much!!!!

TR: OK! How about Little Salisbary!!!

SF: Thats hard!!!!

TR: WE ARE LIKE SO SMART FOR POTHEADS!!!

And that was are brilliant idea in rush hour traffic!!!!

P.S. PLEASE DO NOT JACK MY BRILLIANT IDEA!!!! ONE DAY I’M GOING TO DO IT!!!!

P.S.S. EVENTHOUGH I JACKED SCOTTS IDEA "SMOKIE AND THE BANDIT" AND ALSO HAVE BEEN TAKING CREDIT FOR HIS BRILLIANT IDEA!!! THANK YOU SCOTT!!!

 HAPPY 420!!

TMFR

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NATHAN MAKES A CALL

Fayner Posts: I was in Hollywood with TR this afternoon, got a call from Nathan the P.A.

"Are you home?" he asked.

"No. Why?"

"Well, I’m on set nearby and I wanted to come by and grab a douche for this chick."

"Are you joking?"

"No."

"You suck as a P.A., man. You should have a holster with douches on it."

"Damn."

"Looks like you’re headed to the store to by feminine vaginal products like usual. You’re a chick, Nate."