Fayner Posts: Sure, Mary does a fine job of it by herself; that is, making the world look at the pornography business as some slack-jawed, jr. high school-level freakshow. She’s really dumb, but worse than that is that she can’t ever stop talking. Add to that her shoving her head in Howard Stern’s toilet, her mentally-challenged parents and a drug problem that makes Keith Richards seem sharp as a tack and what do you get?

Laughter, for one. But mostly pity.

This cannot be blamed solely on Mary’s big tits and bigger mouth; many throughout the years have protruded such ignorance its a miracle this industry has made it as far as it has.

But when it comes to those behind the scenes, those hired to make the porno chicks seem smarter – like PR people and web geeks – I for one demand a certain level of intellegence.

Like being able to spell.

Yeah, that’s kind of important.

Ever since the Earth stopped on October 2nd with the introduction of XFANZ, I’ve been itching to write this little rant. Because, like many, I stopped by their site every day or two to see what all the hoopla was about, only to be face to face each and every time with a rotating banner at the top from DVSX which declared, "To Hot To Handle!" about some movie or another that they’re promoting.

Sure, I guess its a catchy phrase, if you enjoy played out catchy phrases.

That’s not what bothers me.

What bothers me is that it is spelled incorrectly. It should read "Too Hot To Handle!" I guess if you had to go to a club named "Hot" to handle some business, it would be acceptable saying "To Hot To Handle". But I doubt this is the case here.

It reminds me of back in like 1985 when this guy Bob Turner wanted to be Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue and when he got his first tattoo he chose to include the song title "Too Young to Fall in Love." Only like a dumbass, he wrote it out for the guy as "To Young to…" and was stuck with a tattoo that didn’t make any sense. Luckily the tattoo had a bunch of red ink and he was allergic to red ink and it got all fucked up and had to be redone.

It is the people behind the porno chicks’ job to make sure they’re not portrayed in a bad light. DVSX should be tarred and feathered for what they have done.

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