Fayner Posts: This is the first time I’ve used Seymore’s name since he ordered then-Pure Play employee TJ Direda to "get that crackhead (me) to give me some press!"

But what the hell, right? Let’s let bygones be bygones. Water under the bridge, so to speak.

I mean, really, who am I to attack someone for dressing like a circus clown? I too have gone outdoors wearing things most people would use to clean out their toilet. Just like Seymore does every day. The only difference between us two is that I keep the sleeves on my shirts, and that isn’t enough to merit these years of bad press (or no press) on my part.

So I’m gonna do something to make it up to ol’ Adam. I’m gonna post his newest press release. That’s what crackheads do when they’ve run out of crack to smoke…


(Chatsworth, CA) — Seymore Butts is porn’s jack of all trades.  For nearly two decades he has been one of the industry’s most popular and respected directors.  His talents both behind and in front of the camera led him to a successful career in adult film distribution and more recently Seymore has proven that mainstream crossover appeal isn’t just for porn babes.

In addition to the success of his reality TV show “Family Business (which just completed its fourth season), Seymore will appear in the new film “"A Study in the Orientation of Han Sum” which premiers this Friday at 9:00 PM at the Beverly Hills Fine Arts Theater.  In the film Seymore plays himself and allows the lead “Han Sum” to job shadow him during the creation of a Seymore Butts Home Movie production.

Director GuiL said "Adam is a natural actor.  He’s got the looks and the understanding of emotional timing.  I would love to work with Adam again preferably in a mainstream role as the lead.  I think he’s got the charm and charisma to carry a film.  Adam has the lead in the next piece that I am working on…of course if he wants it."

“Guil was great to work with and I really enjoyed the whole process. I don’t know how much acting I did, considering I was playing myself in the movie. But I am looking forward to seeing the final product and working with Guil again in the future.” Stated Adam Glasser (aka Seymore Butts)

“A Study in the Orientation of Han Sum” is an Official Selection at the New York Independent Film Festival and will be showcased on the Independent Film Channel as part of the IFC Media Lab.

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All Media inquiries on Seymore Butts and Pure Play Media Inc., please contact:

April Storm

Public Relations Manager

Pure Play Media Inc.


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