TODAY WAS THE BIRTHDAY OF LAURA FROM NAUGHTY AMERICA. A BUNCH OF US MET UP IN ENCINO TO CELEBRATE WITH SUSHI AND BOOZE. IT GOT CRAZY AROUND THE TIME MALE PERFORMER CHRISTIAN PULLED OUT SOME SORBET AND WOULDN’T SHARE WITH ALL THE CHICKS. I TOLD HIM TO SLOW DOWN HIS CONSUMPTION BUT HE WOULDN’T LISTEN TO ME.
TWENTY MINUTES LATER THE SORBET KICKED IN AND CHRISTIAN PASSED OUT. I THOUGHT ABOUT RAPING HIS ASS BUT TAYLOR WAS DRUNK AND MADE ME DRIVE HER HOME…