Fayner Posts: You all know the story of Oldie. I won’t rehash old wounds again, but let’s just say this ancient mutt was thrown into my lap without desire and has been nothing but a thorn in my side ever since.

Basically, my own dog Rhiannon is nearing nine, and I was hoping to not have to deal with a dog dying for at least a few more years.

Oldie has been taking craps in my car pretty much every time I let her go for a ride. I stand in the yard demanding she shit before getting in the car, and she always says she doesn’t have to go. Then she does while I’m in a store or pumping gas or buying drugs.

Yesterday she shit while we were driving. I steered the car with one arm and beat her with the other.

This morning she shit right in front of me. The old walk-and-poop, I call it. Not in one pile, no, Oldie starts shitting and away she goes!

I’ve had enough. I think it’s time she is put to sleep.

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