Fayner Posts: We got down-right crazy last night. No joke. The bathrooms at On The Rox were being entered by five people at a time (prayer services usually require quiet surroundings). The afterhours festivites included three scantily-clad babes cruising the house with silver trays of vegetables, vitamins and coloring books for the guests. Shavo ran a game of blackjack and took all our money. Damn! If only that drunk chick who sat on the card table which came tumbling down did it an half hour later so I’d not have wasted all my cash. When Cindy Crawford vanished after presumingly gobbling cock from all takers in one of the rooms things began slowing down.

TYLER AND JENNA PRESLEY IN THE LIMO BUS

ALAURA EDEN AND RAIN MAN…I MEAN, DEZ

TODD TODD GETS COZY WITH CINDY CRAWFORD

SOME SCUM TOUCHING JENNA AND CINDY IN THEIR BOOB AREA

THE DANCING ON THE LIMO BUS BEGINS

ALL IT TOOK WAS ONE DOLLAR TO GET CINDY GOING

DEZ (DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL) AND BIRTHDAY BOY TYLER

DANNY, TODD TODD, JENNA, CINDY AND DEAN

CINDY, CINDY’S HUSBAND/PIMP AND CYTHEREA

TESTA, TYLER AND TYLER’S MIDDLE FINGER

10 WEST PERFORMS WITH SPECIAL GUEST COLOMBO

AND STILL PERFORM

JERRY AND PHIL AND RANDOM HEADS

I CAN MAKE JUST ABOUT ANY CHICK TAKE HER TOP OFF FOR A PICTURE

ALAURA INTRODUCES MIA ROSE’S CHEST

TYLER, HIS MIDDLE FINGER, RITA AND TOMMY GUNN

BRAD THOMAS AND THE WOMAN WHO LOVES HIM…NO SHE’S NOT BLIND

TRAVIS NESTOR AND HIS WHORE JENNA PRESLEY

JERRY TAKES YOUNG NATHAN UNDER HIS WING

JERRY WITH SLUTS JASMINE BYRNE AND MONICA MAYHEM

CRAVEN, THE RED-HEADED CHICK WHO COULDN’T REMEMBER ANYONE’S NAME SO i WON’T REMEMBER HERS, THE LOVELY LEAH AND TYLER GETTING PHYSICAL

ALAURA, TESTA, DEAN, NICK MANNING AND HIS NON-SMILING CHICK

HERE’S A PICTURE WITH NO CHICKS

AND ANOTHER PICTURE WITH NO CHICKS

AND YET ANOTHER PICTURE WITH NO CHICKS

THE DRIVE HOME IN THE PARTY BUS GOT A LITTLE X RATED

FINGERS VIOLATING HOLES

NOT SURE WHAT’S HAPPENING HERE, ALL I KNOW IS CYTHEREA GOT A TAD TESTY AFTER I ATTEMPTED STUFFING A DOLLAR IN HER ASS AND RAN TO THE BACK OF THE PARTY BUS WHERE THINGS WERE A BIT SAFER. I MEAN, WHERE DO YOU PUT MONEY ON A CHICK WHO IS TOTALLY NAKED? IT SEEMED LIKE THE RIGHT THING TO DO…

PHIL’S UNLUCKY IN CARDS…BUT LUCKY IN BEING CLOSE TO WHORES BEING WHORES

VAGINA BEING RUBBED

IT WAS DAYLIGHT WHEN I LEFT, AROUND 8 A.M.. ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10, THIS EVENING RATED A 10 IN MY BOOK.

CRAVEN’S BAND THE SHIFT ROCKED

A SPECIAL THANKS GOES TO JERRY, TRAVIS, CRAVEN AND TYLER FOR PUTTING THIS THING TOGETHER

AND A SPECIAL FUCK YOU GOES TO THOSE WHO NEVER SHOWED UP TO WISH TYLER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ESPECIALLY THOSE LISTED AS "HOSTS" WHO FLAKED ON THE EVENT (EXCEPT FOR BARRETT BLADE WHO ATTENDING THE PRE-PARTY BUT HAD TO GO HOME AND WORK. I, AND WE, FORGIVE YOU BARRETT) LIKE JENNA HAZE, TEAGAN, JULIA BOND ETC… YA’LL BETTER HAVE HAD A GOOD REASON TO NOT SHOW UP.

P.S. – DID ANYONE HAPPEN TO FIND A ROLLED UP $20 THAT I LOST? IT WAS THE ONE WITH BLOOD ON IT…