Fayner Posts: So last night I was just sitting around stoned eating chicken salad and ice cream and watching television ’cause the wild life of a drug-crazed porno journalist never ends…
My roommate’s 350 lb. girlfriend comes over with taco bell and toilet paper.
I cringe, then dart for my room.
I’ve sat in the same room during gang bangs and 20 girl anal orgies without fear, but this was too much for any well-trained reporter to handle.
For the first time in months, I was truly afraid.