BEING SICK SUCKS BLACK BALLS!!!!

TMFR WRITES:

Last Wed I cooked some steak, stir fry and some rice. I think the meat stayed out on the counter to long. I left for the day, ran some errands and went right for the kitchen when I got home!

I said to myself "Fuck it! I’m high and hungry. I am making this meat, eventhough it’s been sitting on the counter for hours!!!!"

Next morning, wake up to go take a piss and I threw up instead!!! Throwing up sucks fuckin stupid ass fuckin hairy ass black balls!!!!! Then I took a piss and shit out somethin GREEN!!!! NARLY!!!!

YUP LIFE SUCKS FOR ME!!!!!

Today was feeling like shit!!! I threw up steak,and eggs. Then had some ginger ale and was feeling better so went to Home Depot for my garden. Then I had some chicken noodle soup. 20 minutes later threw that up!!!

I GIVE UP!!! I’M GOING TO SEE MY DOCTOR AT 10AM TOMORROW!!! I THOUGHT I COULD JUST RIDE IT OUT!!!!

A BOTTLE OF TUMS, A CASE OF GINGER ALE, 5 ENEMA’S, TONS OF SOUP AND APPLE SAUCE SO DOES NOT WORK!!!!!

Anyways, being sick SUCKS BLACK DICK!!!!!

I will give you an update after I see the doctor!!! I just want DRUGS!!!!!

TMFR

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