Yo!
As you’re havin’ fun in the sun tell that big tittie blonde friend of yours (Kelly Erikson) Alex Zander says hello! And I need a 2006 pic of her with a bottle of whiskey between those pillows.
And as always, I love your updates. Fucking makes my day every day.
Let me know if you want to come to Chicago and play. Jimmy Mofo is coming for Glamourtcon. I’d love to be your host.
Later sickies
SINcerely yours
Alex “fucking” Zander M K MAGAZINE
Fayner Says: Can you find the hidden bottle of booze in this picture of Kelly? Look hard and you’ll find it.
Is my trip to Chicago on your dime, ’cause if it is you know I’m there.