FOR THE SHORT-ATTENTION SPAN PEOPLE OUT THERE

HERE IT IS!

THE ONE SENTENCE NEWS STORY ABOUT PORNO!!!

 

Fayner Posts: Over in Russia, that place where for 69 years until 1991 people had no rights but now it has changed and a 75 year old grandfather has taken the plunge into the country’s porn industry after walking into a porno set by mistake and being discovered, although if it weren’t for the “massive package” in his trousers he would have been asked to leave and that would really have sucked because if he was asked to leave we wouldn’t be blessed with such soon-to-be-classics as The Old Neighbor and Handyman at Work where, although not in the flicks, it has been reported by his female co-stars that before shooting scenes the elderly David Bozdoganov rubs garlic on his balls to coincide with his belief that garlic has some beneficial power.

 

 

The original story can be read HERE

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