A THING ABOUT TAYLOR’S LATEST “WHAT’S HARD & WHAT’S WHACK” COLUMN

HOW CAN ANYTHING CELEBRATED ON THE SIMPSONS BE CONSIDERED WHACK?

Fayner Posts: This is pretty much the exact conversation between TR and myself Sunday afternoon.

RAIN There’s nothing on television.

FAYNER (flipping through some of the 500 channels) What about Waiting For Guffman?

RAIN Fuck that, dawg!

FAYNER It’s a great movie. You know the same people that did my favorite movie Spinal Tap did Guffman.

RAIN Spinal Tap sucked!

FAYNER You only saw it once years ago when we had been up for days, and your brain couldn’t comprehend the advanced humor.

RAIN Whatever, dawg, it sucked. I’m gonna do a "What’s Hard & What’s Whack" using it. What should I put as a "hard" movie?

FAYNER (after hearing some of TR’s lame suggestions) How ’bout Risky Business?

RAIN Good idea!!

FAYNER Sweet! So it’s come to the point where you steal my ideas while shitting on my favorite movie?

RAIN That’s the way the cookie crumbles!!

IN OTHER WORDS, IF I WAS ASKED TO WRITE A REVIEW OF TAYLOR’S COLUMN I WOULD NOW BE FORCED TO PARAPHRASE A FAMOUS LINE OF MARTY DiBERGI’S FROM SPINAL TAP AND GIVE HER A TWO WORD REVIEW WHICH SIMPLY READS "SHIT SANDWICH."

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